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Wanted – Technical Specialist The successful candidate must possess the following skills: Customer relations and handling, data processing systems management,
purchasing & operation of telephone & office systems, computer
networks in a LAN and WAN environments, Network file servers, email systems,
the entire operation of the internet and all of the potential it could
provide, office automation software, a complete understanding of thermostats
and HVAC equipment. The ability to create good analogies so non-technical
people can understand you and everything you do. You must also be able to
move heavy objects, especially fireproof file cabinets and boxes of computer
paper. Knowledge of computer programming, security systems, drafting,
building codes, landscape maintenance, pneumatics, hydraulics, accounting and
general office procedures, meteorology and graphics design would be helpful. Secondary requirements include: Woodworking and carpentry, metalworking and fabrication, machine tool
setup and operation, printed circuit board layout, fabrication and repair.
Fire fighting, microwave theory and practice, acoustics design and
construction, production techniques, television and telephone repair,
experience in 2-way communications, theory and practice, diesel generator set
knowledge, multitrack live mixdown, analog, plumbing, digital and
microprocessor design and submarine repair, shoe repair, cellular phones,
headphone repair, office machine ribbon changing, video conference equipment,
photocopy analysis, clock and watch repair. Locksmithing skills, satellite
downlink installation, operation and repair. Photography, videography and
video editing an asset. Might be called upon for Mapping & Traffic
reporting, production and other cross training. Pest control, flood control,
counseling, scouting, cooking, budgeting and financial experience are needed. You should be able to work evenings, weekends and holidays, travel
anywhere in the country on a moments notice not knowing when you will return,
and expect to wear a cell phone and carry a laptop everywhere. The ability to
work 36 hours a day is a MUST. All of the item above must be done within a
very tight and restrictive budget that you have input to, but your input will
not be considered when we give you your budget amount (if we ever tell you
what it is). (NOTE: final budget amounts are not given ever before half way
through the fiscal year.) You should be willing to change your name to Jack. As in Jack of all trades. Your business card job title will read: “The person in charge of things such as these” Dept.: IT (as in TAG you are IT) The ability to install all automotive accessories and repair anything automotive would be helpful. |